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January 2nd, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; What's In That Plain, Brown Envelope?MY SON-IN-LAW John, a Marine lieutenant, found himself alone in an elevator at the Marine headquarters building in Okinawa, Japan, with a colonel. John, on an errand to the medical-records office, nervously clutched a plain, brown paper envelope under his arm. The colonel pushed the button for the top floor and said, "Penthouse, lieutenant?" "Oh, no, sir," John stammered. "Nothing like that -- just my dental records." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Dorcas Ann Lounsbery Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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January 2nd, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Hehe gotta love the intel types.
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January 5th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Guilty conscience?
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February 17th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
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February 17th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer |  Quote:
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February 19th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | no you were asking if he had a Guilty conscience and I was asking he's a Marine isnt he? I was sterotyping marines sorry! |
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January 7th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | that's pretty good
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February 18th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Bump. Just got this in my inbox again. |
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February 19th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | hehe nice
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February 19th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | LOL Nice. 
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