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May 21st, 2008
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| Milforum Swamp Dweller  | Quote:
John McClane beat you to it. I've gotten so full of mud, and speak the lingo fairly well, that I could have rolled through the wrong hood and not had to duck from .38 rounds 
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May 21st, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Stop reading my beloved books.
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May 23rd, 2008
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| Primus Pilus | i'd kick off with a grizzly bear. |
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May 23rd, 2008
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| God of Scones | I'd do everything you guys are saying, and then run myself through an MRI machine with hooks in my skin.
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May 23rd, 2008
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| Primus Pilus | i'd go through an MRI with a prince albert. (pm me if you don't know what a prince albert is, i don't want to get banned for indecent posts) |
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May 23rd, 2008
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| Forum Brat | PM me if you don't know what a Prince Albert is so that I can laugh hysterically at you for not knowing.  Because I'm mean like that. Or that's what my friends say....... I'd stop talking to my friends. Not that I talk to them any more than necessary as it is....... Last edited by Sevens; May 24th, 2008 at 02:20. Reason: spelling. :) |
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May 24th, 2008
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | What ever the damn person wants me to do except cut of my own limbs. Gay sex, Yup Walk through the Middle East with an American Flag on my forehead and the word "Pig F*cking Infidel" tattooed on my chest. Yup Hell... sell my guns. Yup. Why? Because I can buy them back and get a hell of a lot more. Eat a pound of horse crap. You bet your ass. Pretty much everything... it's a Billion Dollars.
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May 24th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Yeah, but after taxes, and the current value of the dollar, what's that worth, like 25 euros? |
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May 24th, 2008
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Anything that doesn't involve me doing sex acts with another man.
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May 25th, 2008
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| Centurion | Quote:
You might want to add sex acts with an animal to that..
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