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December 18th, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; What "US Army" Stands For...AT FORT JACKSON, S.C., a friend of mine was waiting for his discharge. After yet another bureaucratic delay, he pointed to the U.S. ARMY insignia on his clothing and told me, "You know what this stands for? 'Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.'" --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Edward Lozano Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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December 18th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | hooah.....
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December 19th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Funny! 
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December 19th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | haha...funny.
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December 19th, 2006
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December 24th, 2006
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| U of B and B Alumnus | U.S.M.C stands for Uncle Sam's Misguided Children, or Uncle Sam's Mountain Climbers, just depends on whether or not one is a Marine, or what a Marine has said about the Army at the time. There's another we used to toss around, but it's rated X. |
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December 24th, 2006
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| Milforum Moderator | And another one I heard while a discharged soldier was waiting to be sent home and was told to do something or other; U.S. ARMY = Uncle Sam Already Released Me Yesterday.
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December 30th, 2006
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| Optio | My Drill Sgt always said to read "U.S. Army" backwards to see the hidden meaning: Yes My Retarded A** Signed Up. |
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July 22nd, 2008
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| Slubberdegullion | Ain't Ready (to be) Marines Yet Personally, the Army is good with me, lot's of good folks in there too and they do a great job. I am not trying to bust on the Army here, just sharing what I've heard through the years. U Suckers (are gonna) Miss Christmas
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July 22nd, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Unfortunately Saw (the) "Marines" Commercial (and believed that crap)
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