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March 15th, 2007   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

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ARMY SPECIAL FORCES train hard to develop foreign-language skills. During our six-month qualification course, we aspiring Green Berets sang tunes in German, Spanish, Russian and Thai as we marched between training areas. Soon we were searching for a new song, and one officer in our cadre taught us a robust African verse. As 50 voices chanted the lyrics, our boots pounded out the inspiring beat. Spirits soaring, we wanted to know what the motivating verse meant in English. Our well-traveled cohort called out, "It means you can now buy two pounds of fish in Zaire."

Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by John M. Clearwater

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.




Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
March 15th, 2007   #2
Team Infidel
 
 
good one


 
March 15th, 2007   #3
Sevens
 
 
LOL Nice!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
March 15th, 2007   #4
Missileer
 
 
Oh well, it's always the presentation that counts anyhow. JFK made a speech in Berlin in which he claimed to be a doughnut and thousands of Germans cheered and applauded.





“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.”
—John Stuart Mill
 
March 18th, 2007   #5
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahaha...Presentation is KEY. Hahahaha
 
March 28th, 2009   #6
tomtom22
 
 
LOL
Good one!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 



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