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March 15th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; What SF Guys REALLY Learn...


ARMY SPECIAL FORCES train hard to develop foreign-language skills. During our six-month qualification course, we aspiring Green Berets sang tunes in German, Spanish, Russian and Thai as we marched between training areas. Soon we were searching for a new song, and one officer in our cadre taught us a robust African verse. As 50 voices chanted the lyrics, our boots pounded out the inspiring beat. Spirits soaring, we wanted to know what the motivating verse meant in English. Our well-traveled cohort called out, "It means you can now buy two pounds of fish in Zaire."

Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by John M. Clearwater

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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March 15th, 2007   Post 2
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good one
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March 15th, 2007   Post 3
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LOL Nice!
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March 16th, 2007   Post 4
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Oh well, it's always the presentation that counts anyhow. JFK made a speech in Berlin in which he claimed to be a doughnut and thousands of Germans cheered and applauded.
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March 18th, 2007   Post 5
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Hahaha...Presentation is KEY. Hahahaha
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