Topic: What Retired People Can Do

Charge 7 · October 12th, 2005

Sent along by one of my friends I oh so recently shared retirement with:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I had to make a quick run into town to go to the post office.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I referenced something about fascism.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I said

and

.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more abusive I got, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a

as I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.

Ryan17 · October 12th, 2005

nice!

LIPS · October 12th, 2005

Thats gold

tomtom22 · October 12th, 2005

OORAH · October 13th, 2005

sounds like something my grandpa would do.

Topgunjn1 · October 13th, 2005

Holy

thats funny charge

NCdt Steliga · October 13th, 2005

Hahaha

October 12th, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; What Retired People Can Do Sent along by one of my friends I oh so recently shared retirement with: Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I had to make a quick run into town to go to the post office. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I referenced something about fascism. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I said and . He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more abusive I got, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a as I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age. __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

October 12th, 2005	Post 3
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	Thats gold __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

October 12th, 2005	Post 4
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 13th, 2005	Post 5
OORAH Primus Pilus	sounds like something my grandpa would do. __________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas

October 13th, 2005	Post 6
Topgunjn1 Optio	Holy thats funny charge __________________ If you first don\'t succeed try again! If you fail once more try another door. 2nd Calvary Regiment \"Second Dragoons\" Toujours Pret

October 13th, 2005	Post 7
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hahaha __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

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