About What Religion is Your Bra?

tomtom22 · December 18th, 2005

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:

"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. . . .

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!

Missileer · December 19th, 2005

My Wife mailed this one to all her buddies so I guess it was pretty good.

Navy Boy · December 19th, 2005

Dang that was a good one!

Jäger · December 19th, 2005

Funny, but what is Holtzemfromfloppen?

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtom22

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!

C/2nd Lt Robot · December 19th, 2005

Holtzemfromfloppen= Stops them from flopping.

Navy Boy · December 20th, 2005

LOL!

Team Infidel · October 4th, 2007

good one to pass around

CrazyLilCajun · October 4th, 2007

LOL.........

AFSteliga · October 4th, 2007

That's a good one.

Peddler · October 5th, 2007

very funny!

December 18th, 2005	#1
tomtom22	What Religion is Your Bra? info A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. . . . Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen! "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

December 19th, 2005	#2
Missileer	My Wife mailed this one to all her buddies so I guess it was pretty good. “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

December 19th, 2005	#3
Navy Boy	Dang that was a good one! This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

December 19th, 2005	#5
C/2nd Lt Robot	Holtzemfromfloppen= Stops them from flopping. WOLFPACK! The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final.

October 4th, 2007	#8
CrazyLilCajun	LOL......... "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 4th, 2007	#9
AFSteliga	That's a good one. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

October 5th, 2007	#10
Peddler	very funny! "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

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