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December 18th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; What Religion is Your Bra?


A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:

"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. . . .

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !


They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!



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December 19th, 2005   Post 2
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My Wife mailed this one to all her buddies so I guess it was pretty good.
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December 19th, 2005   Post 3
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Dang that was a good one!
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December 19th, 2005   Post 4
Jäger
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Funny, but what is Holtzemfromfloppen?

Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22


They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!



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December 19th, 2005   Post 5
C/2nd Lt Robot
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Holtzemfromfloppen= Stops them from flopping.
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December 20th, 2005   Post 6
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LOL!
 
October 4th, 2007   Post 7
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good one to pass around
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October 4th, 2007   Post 8
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LOL.........
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October 4th, 2007   Post 9
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That's a good one.
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October 5th, 2007   Post 10
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very funny!
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