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December 18th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; What Religion is Your Bra?A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. . . . Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen! 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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December 19th, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | My Wife mailed this one to all her buddies so I guess it was pretty good. 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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December 19th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  |  Dang that was a good one! 
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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December 19th, 2005
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| Centurion | Funny, but what is Holtzemfromfloppen? Quote:
__________________ \"I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.\" -- General George S. Patton | |
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December 19th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Holtzemfromfloppen= Stops them from flopping. 
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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December 20th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | LOL! |
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October 4th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | good one to pass around 
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October 4th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | LOL.........
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October 4th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's a good one.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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October 5th, 2007
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| Caesar | very funny!
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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