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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; What a legend!!!!!!!!!!!Only an Aussie could pull this one! Queensland Legend!!! From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late that evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started the patrol car, putting on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carrier out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said: "I'll have to ask you to accompany me down to the Police station, the breath-analyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it", said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy". True Story!!
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| Primus Pilus | Thats funny.
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | ingenious, though he may still get in trouble....
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | to quote the guinness advertisment: "brilliant" |
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| Optio | The Title said it all. What a Legend.
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | My Aussie friends liked it lol O yeah i did too
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