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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; what comes aroundThe golf pro was teaching some sweet young thing how to golf. He was standing behind her holding her arms showing her how to swing the club. Suddenly, his belt buckle got stuck in the cloth of her shorts and wouldn't come loose. "Don't worry, I've got a pair of pliers back at the clubhouse and I'll have us loose in a jiffy." So there they were walking back to front toward the clubhouse when a dog saw them. The dog took one look, and then went racing around the side of the clubhouse, and coming back, threw a bucket of water on them.
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | That's a good one.
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| Spam King | i'm slow... i don't get it...
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | What??????
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| Spam King | I think I get it now... turn the tides joke right? |
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| Milforum Cowgirl | haha.....
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| Forum Brat | Very nice, TI!!! LOL
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter ![]() | Works every time!
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Good one TI!
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