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August 28th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; What a Colonel Really Is!


MARK, OUR YOUNGEST SON, was born after I had completed my active Air Force career. As a retired colonel, I enjoyed discussing with the children my time in the service. One day, Mark asked me what a colonel was, and I suggested he look up the word in the dictionary. "Dad, I think I found it," he said, a few minutes later. "'Kernel: the soft part of a nut.'"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Col. Myron T. Shervheim (Ret.)

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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August 28th, 2006   Post 2
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Oh Boy!!
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August 28th, 2006   Post 3
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Well, there you have it Lt Col. tomtom.
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August 29th, 2006   Post 4
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LOL Too funny!!
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August 29th, 2006   Post 5
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Kids know the logic.
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September 2nd, 2006   Post 6
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Hahahaha....
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September 5th, 2006   Post 7
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Out of the mouths of babes. . .
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