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Topic: What do you call a man who lays at your front door? |
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| Optio | Post; What do you call a man who lays at your front door?What do you call a man who lays at your front door? MATT
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| Milforum Moderator ![]() | What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a river? Bob
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| Master Gunner | What do you call a guy with no arms and legs that's been left on a shelf? Art |
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| Optio | Can jokes really get any better. |
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| Milforum Moderator ![]() | How about that same guy in a construction hole? Phil OK I'm done |
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| Centurion | Quote:
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| Milforum Moderator ![]() | I don't know, give one a try and we'll let you know. The bar has been set pretty low though |
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| Centurion | haha that sounds like a challenge to me! Gimme a min then, oh dear : Once there were three Indian women. They were all pregnant, and they slept in their husbands' teepees on animal skins that they had killed or traded for. The first slept on a deer skin. The second slept on a bear skin. The third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three had their children on the full moon. The first had a strong baby boy. The second also had a strong baby boy. The third had twins. This just proves that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Quote:
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| Milforum's Postmaster | how bad can these get? |
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