A gorgeous sexy blonde approaches a barman, and she leans over the counter and starts stroking his long beard, caressing it gently with her hands and then gently rubbing his cheeks through his thick mane of hair. Then, in a Marylin Monroe whisper, she asks: "Can I see the manager?"

The barman is spell-bound by her beauty and is beginning to become aroused. He knows the manager is near by, but wanting her all to himself he says: "Sorry lady, he's not here, can I help you?"

"Yes," she says, "can you tell him that the ladies bathroom has run out of paper towels."