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November 24th, 2005   Post 1
behemoth79
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Post; welcome to the GOP


This isnt really a LOL joke but a "hahaha you got owned"

*Prays this hasnt been done before*


A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.

He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA.She is so popular on campus, college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties, and many times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. that way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair!" I have worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played, while I worked my tail off!"



The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently,
"Welcome to the Republican Party."
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November 24th, 2005   Post 2
Navy Boy
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Yep she got
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November 25th, 2005   Post 3
tomtom22
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November 25th, 2005   Post 4
Italian Guy
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November 25th, 2005   Post 5
C/2nd Lt Robot
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November 25th, 2005   Post 6
FULLMETALJACKET
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PURE PWNAGE!!!
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November 29th, 2005   Post 7
cdent
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November 30th, 2005   Post 8
LIPS
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December 1st, 2005   Post 9
bigcanada813
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complete and total ownage
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January 10th, 2007   Post 10
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Very nice!
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