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March 5th, 2008   Post 1
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When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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March 5th, 2008   Post 2
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HAHAHA Priceless!!!
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March 5th, 2008   Post 3
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They stopped doing it to me after my third divorce. But I like the funeral idea.

GOod one, TI!!!!
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March 6th, 2008   Post 4
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Good one, TI!
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