Topic: Weddin Night

Team Infidel · October 9th, 2005

A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"
The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."

tomtom22 · October 9th, 2005

October 9th, 2005	Post 1
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	Post; Weddin Night A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed." The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?" The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it." __________________

October 9th, 2005	Post 2
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

Topic: Weddin Night

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