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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Just ask them if they ever use a deodorant, and then watch them go ballistic
__________________ LeEnfield Rides again |
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| Optio | My favorite way to make people mad/or weirded out... Touch them randomly(NOT DOWN THERE!)
__________________ "Semper Fi and carry on!" -Gny.Sgt R. Lee Ermey |
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| Primus Pilus | i was gonna say, that could get you into trouble big time
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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| Optio | See I knew someone was thinking that! |
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| MilForum Bad Apple | or just make an odd noise alot.
__________________ "For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son." |
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| Primus Pilus | Haha. For me it's enough by staying positive.. I'm living with rather.. Pessimistic people. |
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| Optio | argue with someone until they're upset, and then agree with them and refuse to continue the arguement. You have to do it in a way that lets them know you don't really agree for the effects you want. |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | When you are stapling papers together, always staple square in the middle.
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| Optio | I prefer the Socratic method. Keep asking them questions until they contradict their own arguments! Of course, a much faster way is to question the species of their mothers, or attack their religous beliefs, especially if they are mohammadens.
__________________ The soldier\'s pack is not so heavy a burden as the prisoner\'s chains--Eisenhower |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | When you are at a long queue at a checkout break wind loudly and then turn around and stare at the person behind you and start muttering under your breath. In no time flat every one is looking at that person and they just not know what to do apart from look very guilty and embarrassed |
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