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April 9th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Watermelon


Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"
"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."
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April 9th, 2008   Post 2
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lol... funny!
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April 9th, 2008   Post 3
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hahaha you know they want it.
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April 9th, 2008   Post 4
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Hahahaha!!!
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April 11th, 2008   Post 5
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Hahahahahahaha!!!
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