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December 23rd, 2005   #1
tomtom22
 
 

Watch out for women offering beer info


Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."


The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
December 23rd, 2005   #2
bulldogg
 
 
Right on.

Barkeep! Another round for me n my mates!!


"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck
 
December 26th, 2005   #3
dragonfett
 
 
Oh the horrors of beer! (btw, where can I find a female sexual predator?)


Under the Pain of Death
I would stand alone
Against an Army of Darkness
And Horrors Unknown
 
December 28th, 2005   #4
Armyjaeger
 
 
You don't find them, they will find you and by the time you realize you're dealing with a sexual predator its already too late
 
December 28th, 2005   #5
deerslayer
 
 
hmmmm... intoxication and drainage of money... one more reason for me to avoid getting a girlfriend. Getting a deer is easier and lasts longer than getting a dear.


Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time.

Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs.
 
October 4th, 2007   #6
Team Infidel
 
 
more beer please


 
October 4th, 2007   #7
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
LOL.........


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne