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August 30th, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Watch Out for the Fine Print...AFTER I WAS DEPLOYED to Egypt for the Operation Bright Star training program, I spent a weekend pass sightseeing in Cairo. A local offered to take my picture on his camel. "Free," he said. "No charge." I thanked him and handed him my camera. The man then blurted a command, and his camel sat down, allowing me to board. After taking the whole roll of film, the man said, "That will be $5." "But you said you would take my picture free." "Yes, that was free," he agreed. "But it costs $5 to get you down from the camel." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by SSgt. Jai A. Adviento Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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August 30th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | As they say "never look a gift camel in the mouth."
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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August 31st, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | LOL... touristas
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August 31st, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Oh...hahaha....good one. Almost same thing that I have been to Mexico. Geez....don't want to talk about it.
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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August 31st, 2006
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| Forum Brat | LOL How funny.
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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August 31st, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Hey, a man's gotta make a living somehow off cheap tourists.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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