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March 26th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Wash your handsDuring an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your damn hands
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March 26th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | 
__________________ GOD, give us men! A time like this demands Strong minds, great hearts, true faith and ready hands... -Josiah Gilbert Holland http://good-times.webshots.com/album/558169533snUVkw |
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March 26th, 2007
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | I'll never touch, drink, eat, smell, or swim in anything again. BARFFF!
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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March 26th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | I handshaked 6 different people today. Gotta wash my hands!
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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March 27th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Oh that is absolutely disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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March 27th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | I...uhhh...I think...Ewwwwwww...
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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March 27th, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Hehehehehehe... *breathes deeply* smells like ass.
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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March 27th, 2007
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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March 27th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer |  Quote:
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  | |
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March 27th, 2007
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| Centurion | ahh sir i really didnt need to know that lol
__________________ I generally try to avoid temptation unless i cant resist  Between two evils i always pick the one i havent tried yet~Mae West |
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