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January 8th, 2006
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| Banned  | Post; Warning, semi-political joke.A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basrawhen they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us." |
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January 8th, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | ROFLMAO! 
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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January 8th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | NICE! 
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January 8th, 2006
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| Milforum Chaplain  | Good one Navy  |
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January 9th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Nice! 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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January 10th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahahaha!!!
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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January 12th, 2006
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| Centurion | Holy crap, thats good
__________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"  |
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January 13th, 2006
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| Centurion | You have no idea how much I laughed at that one! The off the chair kind of laughing!
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January 13th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | very good
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January 13th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | hahaha great one!
__________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona |
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