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January 14th, 2006   #1
KC72
 
 

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An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.

He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"


 
January 14th, 2006   #2
phoenix80
 
 
bwahhaahahahahahaha

 
January 14th, 2006   #3
Fox
 
 
Hahahhahahaha! That was good one.


I shall return-

General Douglas MacArthur
 
January 14th, 2006   #4
tomtom22
 
 
Haha! good one!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
January 14th, 2006   #5
Missileer
 
 
Answer? No!





“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.”
—John Stuart Mill
 
January 15th, 2006   #6
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha


MCpl K. Steliga
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Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
October 5th, 2007   #7
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahaha


 
October 5th, 2007   #8
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha.....


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne
 
December 28th, 2010   #9
Mr.Brown
 
hahahaha say no lol say no


I don't agree with your opinion but i'll fight to the death your right to say it - American soldier
 
December 28th, 2010   #10
Yin717
 
 
Awesome! That was very good!


Thanks
Yin717