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January 14th, 2006   Post 1
KC72
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An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.

He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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January 14th, 2006   Post 2
phoenix80
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bwahhaahahahahahaha

 
January 14th, 2006   Post 3
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Hahahhahahaha! That was good one.
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January 14th, 2006   Post 4
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Haha! good one!
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"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
January 14th, 2006   Post 5
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Answer? No!
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“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.”
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January 16th, 2006   Post 6
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Hahaha
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October 5th, 2007   Post 7
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hahahahaha
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October 5th, 2007   Post 8
CrazyLilCajun
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hahahaha.....
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