Topic: War Hero

KC72 · January 14th, 2006

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.

He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

phoenix80 · January 14th, 2006

bwahhaahahahahahaha

Fox · January 14th, 2006

Hahahhahahaha! That was good one.

tomtom22 · January 14th, 2006

Haha! good one!

Missileer · January 14th, 2006

Answer? No!

AFSteliga · January 16th, 2006

Hahaha

Team Infidel · October 5th, 2007

hahahahaha

CrazyLilCajun · October 5th, 2007

hahahaha.....

January 14th, 2006	Post 1
KC72 Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	Post; War Hero An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven." "Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" said the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" __________________

January 14th, 2006	Post 3
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Hahahhahahaha! That was good one. __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

January 14th, 2006	Post 4
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Haha! good one! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 14th, 2006	Post 5
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Answer? No! __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

January 16th, 2006	Post 6
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hahaha __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

January 14th, 2006	Post 2
phoenix80 Banned Gear	bwahhaahahahahahaha

October 5th, 2007	Post 7
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	hahahahaha __________________

October 5th, 2007	Post 8
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	hahahaha..... __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

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