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July 27th, 2005
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| Banned  | Post; who wants to be a millionaireMick appeared on the Irish version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and towards the end of the programme had already won $500,000. "You've done very well so far," said the show's presenter, "but for $1 million you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?" "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "OK. The question is: which of the following birds does NOT build it's own nest? (a) Robin, (b) Sparrow, (c) Cuckoo, or (d) Thrush." "I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use my last lifeline and phone my old friend Paddy." They called up his mate, told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. "Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple......it's a cuckoo." "Are you sure, Paddy?" asked Mick. "I'm fookin sure." After hanging up, Mick told the TV presenter, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer." "Is that your final answer?" asked the host. "Dat it is, Sir." There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won $1 million!" The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy? How in God's name did you know it was the cuckoo that doesn't build it's own nest? I mean you know fook-all about birds." "For fooks sake!" laughed Paddy. "Everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a fookin clock!" |
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July 27th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | Thats funny! LOL LOL!!!!!!! |
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July 27th, 2005
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| Optio  | rofl!!! 
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July 27th, 2005
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| Centurion | lol i take it thats meant at dublin people, good joke
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September 17th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | That's a good one!
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September 17th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | LOL That's great!!!!! 
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September 17th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | That's a good one.
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September 17th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | That's fookin' great! hahaha.
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September 19th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's a good one.
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September 20th, 2006
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| Milforum Moderator | That's an old one.
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