About Who wants to help me take over the world
|August 29th, 2004||#1|
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Who wants to help me take over the world info
"Are you pondering what i'm pondering Pinky?"
Join today and get a small piece of Europe, join tomorrow and we will negotiate your reward
-Victory is mine
-Yes but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you
-Oh. Mmm, yes, this is better than *sex*, it\'s like an orgy in my mouth; good news Flappy, I\'ve decided not to kill you
-Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers.
-How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with... eliminate.
|August 29th, 2004||#6|
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I'm in also.
We must think of a name for our Evil organisation.....
I know.....F.E.A.R. or T.E.R.R.O.R., maybe even H.A.R.M. or simply P.A.I.N.
First we must buy some little Tropical island, or invade it and confiscate it(it's much easier and cheaper... And I hate papirologies...sheeesh...).
We must make a sculpture to be our "greeting" sign...what do You think about big skull? We must plant Marihuana, and than sell it( how do You think we are about to finance our Evil organisation?....lol)
So financing problem's solved.
We must build a sub-pen, build lot's of subs and ships, to rival the US 6th fleet....
We must build an airport, and have lot's of aircraft....
We must make living quarters... Nice climatized offices, with hi-tech stuff, must be gray and shiny(to let the world know that we are serious)
Than we must also buy big house in swiss alps(to make coctails & stuff like that....... and chicks love that romantic stuff, especially when it's out of town, make 'em nice dinner with candles while it's snowing outside.....)
I must have very sexy secretary from 16-30years old....
We must make a toilet paper factory, legal cover for our top-secret evil stuff....
We must buy a nuclear weapon(or any kind of WMD), I suggest from some ex-soviet republic(I hear they sell them for one brand new BMW)
We must kill Bin Laden(in any way, that bitch is going to die..buahahahaha...), to take over the terrorist monopol.
We must link to some secret society, like Illuminati, for extra funding...(that means watchin' our back from Lady Croft, we must catch her alive, Folks, alive! I have some other plans for her...:evil laugh: )
And after everything this, and I'll think of some good plans more, we can start terrorising the world! Buahahahahahahahaah...:evil laugh again:...(We'll start from Fiji)
|August 29th, 2004||#8|
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|August 29th, 2004||#10|
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looks like someone's be plotting abit to much
Sorry Gents. but i've been scheming to take over teh world myself. So may the best man win. (i dont think there are any women stupid enough to try and take over teh world...)
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