Topic: Do you want to go to heaven?

DTop · February 4th, 2006

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven? O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father.

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

tomtom22 · February 5th, 2006

Good one, DTop!

Fox · February 5th, 2006

I'm sorry, that doesn't make me sense.

phoenix80 · February 5th, 2006

lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

but no thank you!

Padre · February 5th, 2006

Well I understand it.....having done it myself.

DolphinDancer · February 5th, 2006

HEE HEE I Like it.

AFSteliga · February 5th, 2006

Interesting.

babyboy4u363 · February 6th, 2006

Haha, il have to find somewhere to use that one

Rob Henderson · January 9th, 2007

lol...eventually, yes. not RIGHT now.

Team Infidel · February 9th, 2007

good one top.. thanks for sharing

February 4th, 2006	Post 1
DTop Milforum Moderator Gear	Post; Do you want to go to heaven? Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven? O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father. The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." __________________ *"I was a soldier, I am a soldier, I always will be a soldier."*

February 5th, 2006	Post 2
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Good one, DTop! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 5th, 2006	Post 3
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	I'm sorry, that doesn't make me sense. __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

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AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Interesting. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

February 6th, 2006	Post 8
babyboy4u363 Centurion Gear	Haha, il have to find somewhere to use that one __________________ HELICOPTER --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees not Safen ver Fliegen.

February 5th, 2006	Post 4
phoenix80 Banned Gear	lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl but no thank you!

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Padre Milforum Chaplain Gear	Well I understand it.....having done it myself.

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DolphinDancer Optio	HEE HEE I Like it.

January 9th, 2007	Post 9
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	lol...eventually, yes. not RIGHT now. __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

February 9th, 2007	Post 10
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	good one top.. thanks for sharing __________________

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