A Walk Around Heaven

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Master Gunner
There was a big revival meeting and three preachers and their wives decided to carpool a van and all go together. Unfortuantely as they were driving along a mountain pass they went too fast around one curve and went flying off a cliff to their demise.

When they wound up at the Pearly Gates there was St. Peter as they expected, but instead of the friendly welcome they expected, St. Peter seemed rather ticked off.

"YOU!" he said to the first preacher. "I've been waiting a long time to get ahold of you! All you care about is money! Money, money, money! You even married a woman named Penny, you love money so much! Still at least you preached the word of God so we'll let you in and you don't have to go down there, but you aren't coming in the front gate. The two of you can just walk yourselves all around Heaven and go in the backdoor."

The second preacher didn't get any warmer reception...

"YOU!" St. Peter exclaimed. "You drank like a fish! Booze, booze, booze! You even had the nerve to preach about the evils of alcohol while you were drunk yourself! You even married a woman named Brandy, you love booze so much! Still you did preach the word of God so you too get to enter Heaven, but you two also can just walk yourselves around Heaven and go in the backdoor too!

St. Peter gets to the third preacher...

"YOU!" he says, but the third preacher just holds up his hand to forestall any recriminations, hangs his head, and turns to his wife and says...

"Looks like we have some walkin' to do, Fanny."
 
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Judging from your comments to this and other jokes in this forum, I think you need a funny bone transplant. Good luck with that.
 
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