Topic: Wal Mart Visit

Sooners1 · November 7th, 2004

15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart-while his wife is taking her own
sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares'. . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department-and tell other shoppers
you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack. . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

NCdt Steliga · November 7th, 2004

Note to self.....

bonnieblue716 · November 7th, 2004

Man, have you worked at a Wal-mart or something. When things are boring in my town, we go watch the rednecks shop at wal-mart. I shop at wal-mart too, but I don't typically go just to buy 6 cases of beer, and a new set of mud tires.

FutureRANGER · November 8th, 2004

haha that reminds me. I was at a Brookstones in the mall and there these two guys dressed in plaid shirts, jeans, and boots. One of them picks up some back massag thingy and yells across the store "Hey Clevis! Check this out!". I swear it happened like that

Patriot_1989tobeyond · November 8th, 2004

some people...

USAOwnz · November 8th, 2004

Hehe, reminds me of the 100 things to do while in wal-mart.

tomtom22 · May 31st, 2006

Oh I love it!

MaKa9 · May 31st, 2006

Hmm

Wish we had wall marts:P

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

November 7th, 2004	Post 1
Sooners1 Primus Pilus	Post; Wal Mart Visit 15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart-while his wife is taking her own sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares'. . and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department-and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack. . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

November 7th, 2004	Post 2
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Note to self..... __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

November 7th, 2004	Post 3
bonnieblue716 Optio	Man, have you worked at a Wal-mart or something. When things are boring in my town, we go watch the rednecks shop at wal-mart. I shop at wal-mart too, but I don't typically go just to buy 6 cases of beer, and a new set of mud tires. __________________ Let me win, but if I can not win, let me be brave in the attempt. Pledge of the althletes of the Special Olympics Airborne - All the Way! HOOAH

November 8th, 2004	Post 5
Patriot_1989tobeyond Centurion	some people... __________________ Im cool if you dont agree with me, but, DO NOT get in my face and cocky, and DO NOT insult people, especially leaders!! no matter how much yo hate their guts, no-ones got any right to be haughty!

November 8th, 2004	Post 6
USAOwnz Optio	Hehe, reminds me of the 100 things to do while in wal-mart. __________________ Squirrelly Wrath! \|Congratualations Mr. President!\|Raven\'s Realm\|

November 8th, 2004	Post 4
FutureRANGER Tribuni Angusticlavii	haha that reminds me. I was at a Brookstones in the mall and there these two guys dressed in plaid shirts, jeans, and boots. One of them picks up some back massag thingy and yells across the store "Hey Clevis! Check this out!". I swear it happened like that

May 31st, 2006	Post 7
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Oh I love it! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

May 31st, 2006	Post 8
MaKa9 Centurion Gear	Hmm Wish we had wall marts:P

January 7th, 2007	Post 9
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's a good one __________________

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