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January 7th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Wal-Mart retiree greeterA new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome." "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it." "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?" "They said, "Good morning, General."
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January 7th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | funny.........
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January 8th, 2008
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| Spam King | that's pretty funny!
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January 8th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Hehehehehe.....
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January 16th, 2008
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| Centurion | thats funny
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January 17th, 2008
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | ahahaha, guess hes working at wal-mart for something to do then. Good joke though.
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January 27th, 2008
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| Canuckus Maximus  | hey, if you're retired, you have to do something other than playing golf all day...
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