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December 27th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Wal-Mart GreeterThe Wal-Mart Greeter As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal Mart yesterday, a particularly unkempt, unattractive and mean spirited woman who actually reeked of body odor pushed me aside. Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking another older lady down, grabbed the first cart and swung it around, hitting an older man working there as a Wal Mart Greeter. As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, in a kind and friendly voice the Greeter said, while gesturing toward the two children, "Are they twins?" Glaring at him she snapped back saying, "No you old fool, the brat's 9 and the little witch is 7, are you so blind you think they look alike?" "No," calm ly replied the Greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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December 27th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's good
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December 27th, 2006
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| ICBM | hahahaha lol, yea thats a funny read, especially when you are still awake at about 3am in the morning. I need to sleep now 
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December 27th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | After you've worked in retail you realize how sad but true that joke really is. LOL
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December 27th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | so many versions of this but this ones good =D
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