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September 2nd, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Wailing Wall


In Jerusalem, an American female journalist heard about an old rabbi who visited the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.

In an effort to check out the story, she goes to the holy site and there he is! She watches the bearded old man at prayer--and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN, sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?"

For about 50 years, he informs her.

"50 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Jews and the Arabs. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"And how do you feel, sir, after doing this for 50 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a freaking wall."


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September 2nd, 2005   Post 2
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True, true.
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September 2nd, 2005   Post 3
xander
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haha
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September 3rd, 2005   Post 4
ghost457
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haha
 
September 4th, 2005   Post 5
OORAH
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For thee, My Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
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So we shall flow a river forth to thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
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September 4th, 2005   Post 6
LIPS
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funny good stuff
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May 23rd, 2007   Post 7
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hahaha that's funny
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May 24th, 2007   Post 8
Pacific Lure
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Post; Hah lak this joke......


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May 27th, 2007   Post 9
CrazyLilCajun
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funny............
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