Topic: Voice recorder collected from crashing Tu-160

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October 19th, 2005   Post 1
sandy
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Post; Voice recorder collected from crashing Tu-160


「The third engine down. 」
「No ploblem. 」
「The first engine down.」
「Ok ok half still alright,」
「The fourth engine down」
「I can land only a engine,believe me! 」
「The second engine down. 」
「Now. See and exist the escape device of Russia! 」
「The escape device down. 」
「Vodka please!」


 
October 19th, 2005   Post 2
Italian Guy
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Tom Tom... Tom Tooooom I miss you
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October 19th, 2005   Post 3
DTop
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sandy, no offense intended but what in name of comedy are you talking about?
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October 20th, 2005   Post 4
c/Commander
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Apparently he's talking about the crash of the Russian's sad excuse for a B1-B copy...but the vodka is a bit out of place.
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October 20th, 2005   Post 5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Italian Guy
Tom Tom... Tom Tooooom I miss you
I can offer no hope for this one!
Must have suffered in the translation.
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October 20th, 2005   Post 6
Charge 7
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Is this Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob Squarepants?



That could explain alot....

:P
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 7
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Don't you get the humour? It was the butler at the controls