Khakis: what you need to start the car in Boston.

Crick: the sound that a Japanese camera makes.

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes
from morons?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Banning the bra was a big flop.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Alarms: what an octopus is.

Dockyard: a physician's garden.

Incongruous: where bills are passed.

Nice

"Khakis: what you need to start the car in Boston."

haha, I love it!

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes
from morons?

heard this before but still rofl

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.

That was a good one lol.

Nice ones

those are pretty interesting..

Hahahaha....

Awesome as always, tomtom!