About Vikings
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February 28th, 2012
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| | Vikings infoThe first one glides up on to the beech. Its oars are shipped in perfect unison and the sail is stowed away with precision. The crew disembark and form up in three perfect ranks. The lead Viking stands to attention infront of his men. "Right men! Forward to pillage!" Off they charge in unison. The second one glides up on the beech in exactly the same manner as the first. The crew make the ship good, disembark, form up in 3 ranks. Their leader shouts "Forward to murder men!" they run off in step chanting war cries in perfect unison. The final boat crashes on to the beech, snapping oars. The tattered sail flaps in the breeze as the scruffy, tired looking crew fall over the sides and splash through the water to stand in a haphazzard ragged arse bunch. "Ok men", puffs and pants the leader, "lets go, rape, again" Sempre in merda profundum |
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Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.... - Old Viking saying....  |
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When I was single.... my pickup line. You should be glad I`m not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now. |
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Good lor did I REALLY say that????  Adversus solem ne loquitor Last edited by BritinAfrica; February 28th, 2012 at 16:33.. | |
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Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. Niccolo Machiavelli | |
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 Will have to remember this when I go visiting my relatives this weekend... | |
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That bad, huh, Mr Brit?  Kinda reminds me of an old joke I heard. Goes something like this- An elderly gentleman went to see his his doctor for his yearly medical checkup. Once done, during the review, the doctor was going thorugh some of the gentleman's personal history, and he commented, " Mr Smith, I got to tell you, for a man of your age, you are healthy indeed, however, based on your personal history and details, I've got to tell you that you've got to do this. You have to give up some of your sex life, otherwise it might not be good for you." So, Mr Smith said," I'll do whatever you tell me, Doctor. Now which part of my sex life you want to me give up- the talking part or the thinking part?" I hope that is not your case, Mr Brit, Sir!  | |
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