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February 16th, 2006
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| Milforum Chaplain  | Post; Verses REJECTED by Valentine Day Card CompanyLove may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. ************************* I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ************************** Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ************************** Of loving beauty you float with grace, If only you could hide your face. **************************** Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not. ****************************** I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. ******************************* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ************************************ My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife -- Marrying you screwed up my life. ************************************ I see your face when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming. ************************************* My love, you take my breath away -- What have you stepped in to smell this way? ************************************* My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go To Hell." ************************************* What inspired this amorous rhyme? -- Two parts vodka, one part lime! |
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February 16th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Hot stuff, Padre.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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February 17th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Ahaha
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February 17th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | I have one more it doesnt rhyme but it made me laugh when my friend sent me it in an e-mail! This was it: Happy VD everyone!
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
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February 17th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | L O L !!!!!!!!!  |
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February 18th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | LOL! 
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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February 18th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Lol!
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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January 9th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | you ever use any of these yourself padre?
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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January 9th, 2007
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| Milforum Chaplain | i havn't been on a date for 24 years so can't remember sonny  |
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January 9th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Those are great.
__________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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