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February 20th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; vacation sunbathingJoan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. 'Excuse me, miss,' said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. 'The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday.' 'What difference does it make?' Joan asked rather calmly. 'No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel.' 'Not exactly,' said the embarrassed man.. 'You're lying on the dining room skylight.'
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February 20th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Clever....
__________________ Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point? |
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February 20th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | good one tomtom
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February 21st, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Hehehehehe!!!!!!
__________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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February 21st, 2008
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| Centurion | I wish I was the guy below that window... 
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February 21st, 2008
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Hey, guys, look up (hic) you're not going to believe this.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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