A Lilttle Bird
With A Little Bill
Landed On My Window Sill
I Luored him In
With A Peice Of Bread
Then I Crushed
It's Birdie Head

A Bigger Bird
With A Bigger Bill
Landed On My Window Sill
I Luored Him In
With A Peice Of Bread
Then I Mashed
It's Birdie Head

The Biggest Bird
I Ever Saw
Landed ON
My Window Sill
I Luored Him In
With A Peice Of Bread
Then I Smashed
It's Birdie Head

The Moral Of
The Story Is
You Have No Bread
You Get No HEAD

I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road, n i was the mixer filling them with my load
I wish all the ladies were bricks in a pile and i was the massor id lay em all in style
i wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf and i was the baker id eat em all myself
I wish all the ladies were bells in a tower and i was the bell boy bangin by the hour - GREATEST CADENCE EVER

back in 1775
my marine corps came alive

First there came the color gold
to show the world that we are bold

Then there came the color red
to show the world the blood we shed

Then there came the color blue
to show the world that we are true

Then there came the color green
To show the world that we re lean and mean

Damn I love the Marines.
SEMPER FI

Originally Posted by Redneck

Why not finish it off and become a Recon Ranger SEAL Super Freaky Ninja?

I think I feel a Super Freaky Ninja cadence coming. I think this will go far! See ya in a few days with it...And for God's sake, it's CORPS, not friggin CORP!!! Good God people!

Originally Posted by silent driller

i think I feel a Super Freaky Ninja cadence coming. I think this will go far! See ya in a few days with it...

its uhh, been more than a couple days...

Johnny
Mamma told Johnny not to go downtown,
Heard the Marine recruiter was hangin around.

Johnny went downtown anyways,
wanted to hear what recruiter had to say.

Recruiter asked Johnny what he wanted to be,
Johnny said, "I am wanna be infantry".

Johnny caught a plane to Vietnam,
there he fought the Viet-Cong.

Many he killed by knife and blade,
God only knows how many lives he saved.

Well Johnny was bold and Johnny was brave,
Johnny jumped on a hand grenade.

Saved the lives of the men he lead,
but before he died, this is what he said.

"Mamma O mamma please dont you cry,
The Marine Corps motto is Semper Fi!"


we do that cadence on our poolee runs and it is a damn good one.

Up in the mornin way to soon,
Hungry as hell by noon,
A what are we gonna do when we get back
take a shower and hit the rack,
NO WAY
GOTTA RUN
PT
ITS LOTS OF FUN
Singin i wanna be a Drill instructor
I wanna cut off all of my hair
I wanna be a Drill instructor
I wanna earn that smoky bear
I went to the mess hall on my knees
I said Cow killer cow killer feed me please
he looked at me with a big old grin
Said if you wanna be a DI ya gotta be thin
A lo righty left
etc...

Originally Posted by diplomatic_means

you might want to devote a section to these. there are a lot.


Just One Day
------------
I can run to Haiti like this
All the way to Haiti like this
And when I get Haiti the Haitians gonna say
How'd you get to Haiti in just one day
And I'll reply with a whole lot of anger
Blood and guts and a little bit of danger
HOYEAH
Motivated
Dedicated
i can run to bosnia like this
all the way to bosnia like this
when i get to bosnia the serbs are gonna say
how'd you get to bosnia in just one day
and I'll reply with a whole lot of anger
Blood and guts and a little bit of danger
HOYEAH
Motivated
Dedicated
HOYEAH
thats me
thats you
I can run to somalia like this
all the way to somalia like this
when I get to somalia they're gonna say
how'd you get to somalia in just one day
and I'll reply with a whole lot of anger
Blood and guts and a little bit of danger
HOYEAH
Haiti
everyday
everyway
HOYEAH
I can run to Iraq like this
all the way to Baghdad like this
and when I get to Iraq Saddams gonna say
how'd you get to Iraq in just one day
and I'll reply with a whole lot of anger
Blood and guts and a little bit of danger
HOYEAH
that's for me

if someone could please find this one for me in mp3 form or as a youtube video or song i would greatly appreciate it thanks

mamma can't you see

O momma can't you see
What this core has earned for me

Put me in a barber's chair
Snip snap and i had no hair

And if i die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Put me in a set of dress blues
Comb my hair and shine my shoes

Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my momma i did my best

O momma don't you cry
Marine core motto is Do or Die

Chesty Puller

Chesty Puller said before he died
There was five things that he wanted to ride

Tricycle, bicycle, auto-mobile
A four legged pony on a ferris wheel

I said tricycle, bicycle
Auto-mobile
A four legged pony
On a ferris wheel



I will be a Marine when i am older