The United States of America is a rogue commonwealth of the British Empire, peopled by sample farmers and labourers. The hallmark of American life is a powerful combination of borrowing, slacking and junk food. Americans claim that their nation is favoured by God, an allegation God vehomently denies.

America began its rogue status when it came to the realization that drunken gun slinging and tax evasion would make an compelling and provocative foundation for an independent nation. This, coupled with an enormous amount of very cheap real estate, and a ready population of natives to abuse for diversion, resulted the second-biggest colonization of America by undocumented workers in history.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Usa

Norway (pronounced nowhere by Asians) is a super advanced colony of Space Otters and Lutefisks, with a couple of moose on guest vocals. The fabled Slartibartfast created it around tea-time; as legend has it, he was inspired by a particularly complicated wrinkle in his tablecloth.

A member of the United Federation of Planets since its founding, the colony has a reputation amongst outsiders for censorship and a strong, almost fetishistic love of socks. The colony has, in recent years, been at war with whales and, more infrequently, Good Christian Decency. A little known fact about these so-called Norwegians is that they reproduce asexually.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Norway

Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. You might say it puts the "psych!" in "encyclopedia". It's sort of like Congress or Parliament, but unlike Congress or Parliament, we do have a sense of humor. Nonetheless, this is one of the only factual pages, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray. Savor it. And for the love of Sophia, we know you like disarray, (and confusion) but stop adding confusion to this non-confusing page which leads to confusion, and possibly disarray. Which we wish to stop. Non-non-confusion, that is. Not disarray. Or is it the other way around?

Enjoy: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:About

Reproduce asexually hey?! I wanna watch.

Here's a couple of "classics"...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Army is a cute-slang term referring to the Amish, a peaceful religious group descended from Sir Richard Amish who discovered Canada and Tomatoes. There is some dispute about the appropriateness of the term "Army", with some Amish believing it to be offensive, whilst others consider it acceptable. The Army likes barn raisings, and singing in the rain, providing they are wearing wet-weather clothes.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Army


I've learned so much from that site, now I really understand everything...

haha just checked sweden:

Neighbour Countries Relations

• Norway: There were/is bad blood between these countries, after centuries of "war", there were never any firefights (Except once or twice)... only drunken fights and foul language (Norway are feared for their fearse fighting style called The Norwegian Barfighting Method but after a while the two counties became sober and forgot the whole thing...
• Finland: Makes bold statements from overseas... sissies!

This style of fighting is feared by all europeans, and asians. In the picture (first picture to the right hand side) is more of the female style of fighting, but could very well be used by males alike. The millitary style (second picture to the righ hand side) is more bone crushing then the street version. Jet Li is said to be borrowing some slaps and kicks from the Norwegian barfigh method of fighting in his next movie "Fist of the Dragon: Dragonslayer"

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Nor...ighting_Method

Yeah!

Fans of The Norwegian Barfighting Method:
Steven Segal
Vin Diesel
Ken Shamrock
The Pope
Jet Li

As you can see there are many fans of the method