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December 20th, 2004   Post 1
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Post; US Navy Se..


I gotta tell this story. Its short so it wont waste too much of ur time

My friends dad was telling me about the time he was in the Navy during Vietnam.

While he was in a bar, off base ofcourse, he saw two brand new Navy Seals walk in. They sit down and have a few drinks. During this time they get a little routy and headstrong and some Marines and Soldiers overheard what they were saying about them.
The two fresh Navy Sealsman walk over to the group of three men and demand that they buy them drinks...or else

It was this time when "the music stops" and the bartender gets a little anxious and tells the men to go; the Marine and Soldiers demand they go outside when the two young Navy Seals say, "Oh yeah, do you know who we are!?! WE'RE NAVY SE.." <<=-- Before they could finish, the Marine had the Navy Seals bleeding on the ground

hehe, I thought it was a funny story
 
December 20th, 2004   Post 2
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December 31st, 2004   Post 3
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OORAH to that, drunken bar fights are funny as hell
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January 27th, 2005   Post 4
worik_brown
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hehe I bet if the SEAL's weren't pieyed(wasted) they would of kicked the Marine ass
 
January 28th, 2005   Post 5
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I wonder how the fight would have went if they all were smashed
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February 6th, 2005   Post 6
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That would have been an interesting bar fight if all of them were smashed.
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February 6th, 2005   Post 7
Joe252
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thats funny....
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February 9th, 2005   Post 8
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OORAH to that, drunken bar fights are funny as h**l
As long as you're not involved in the actual fight.
 
April 17th, 2005   Post 9
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I bet they aren't much fun if you lose, either.
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April 20th, 2005   Post 10
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it all depends on the person, a US Marine could as easily take out a Navy seal depending on there job and how dedicated to martial arts they are, ive met a couple seals that were pansies. but then ive met some Seals that are pretty good to go,