Topic: Which US military branch is the best?

Jason Bourne · December 31st, 2004

A soldier, a sailor, an airman, and a marine get into an argument about
what armed force is the best. The argument gets so heated that they fail
to see an on-coming truck. They are hit and killed instantly. When they
arrive in heaven, they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. So they
decide he can settle their argument. They walk up and ask him, "Saint
Peter, what Military Service is the best?" He thinks for a moment, then
says, "Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you. But I'll tell you what. I'll
talk to God next time I see Him, and I'll find out for you. In the mean
time, welcome to heaven." So they enter. Later, they see Saint Peter
while walking around, and they ask him about their question. But before
Saint Peter can say anything, trumpets blare, a bright light shines, and
a white dove flies out of the light with an envelope in it's beak. Saint
Peter says, "Ah, here's the answer from the Boss." He takes the letter,
and the dove flies off. He opens it, trumpets play, gold dust flies up,
and Saint Peter reads aloud:

FROM THE DESK OF GOD

TO: SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN, AND MARINES

RE: WHICH SERVICE IS BEST.

Dear Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines,
All branches of the United States Armed forces are truly honorable.
One should take pride in serving with the Military. You are all
well-trained men, all capable of pulling off your job exceedingly well.
Therefore, there is no superior service.

Sincerely,
God, USMC (Ret.)

Locke · December 31st, 2004

wow i swear this one is also posted on this site heaps

LOL jk mate!!

Judas · January 2nd, 2005

I dont get it

Darcia · January 2nd, 2005

Quote:

Sincerely,
God, USMC (Ret.)

Charge 7 · January 5th, 2005

Now this one is good. It doesn't denigrate any service but does cast a humorous glance in favor of the Marines without really offending anyone.

AmericanSweetheart · January 5th, 2005

I love this joke!

Damien · January 7th, 2005

Beautiful... just beautiful.

Ed · January 12th, 2005

haha, that was a good one.

alliehz · January 12th, 2005

I love it!

AmericanSweetheart · January 19th, 2005

OOOOOOHRAH

December 31st, 2004	Post 1
Jason Bourne Centurion	Post; Which US military branch is the best? A soldier, a sailor, an airman, and a marine get into an argument about what armed force is the best. The argument gets so heated that they fail to see an on-coming truck. They are hit and killed instantly. When they arrive in heaven, they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. So they decide he can settle their argument. They walk up and ask him, "Saint Peter, what Military Service is the best?" He thinks for a moment, then says, "Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you. But I'll tell you what. I'll talk to God next time I see Him, and I'll find out for you. In the mean time, welcome to heaven." So they enter. Later, they see Saint Peter while walking around, and they ask him about their question. But before Saint Peter can say anything, trumpets blare, a bright light shines, and a white dove flies out of the light with an envelope in it's beak. Saint Peter says, "Ah, here's the answer from the Boss." He takes the letter, and the dove flies off. He opens it, trumpets play, gold dust flies up, and Saint Peter reads aloud: FROM THE DESK OF GOD TO: SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN, AND MARINES RE: WHICH SERVICE IS BEST. Dear Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines, All branches of the United States Armed forces are truly honorable. One should take pride in serving with the Military. You are all well-trained men, all capable of pulling off your job exceedingly well. Therefore, there is no superior service. Sincerely, God, USMC (Ret.) __________________ -Victory is mine -Yes but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you -Oh. Mmm, yes, this is better than sex, it\'s like an orgy in my mouth; good news Flappy, I\'ve decided not to kill you -Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers. -How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with... eliminate.

January 5th, 2005	Post 5
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Now this one is good. It doesn't denigrate any service but does cast a humorous glance in favor of the Marines without really offending anyone. __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

January 5th, 2005	Post 6
AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	Post; lol I love this joke! __________________ I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine!

January 7th, 2005	Post 7
Damien Centurion	Beautiful... just beautiful. __________________ When my end comes, I wish it to come to me while I fight for my family\'s rights.

January 12th, 2005	Post 8
Ed Optio	haha, that was a good one. __________________ \"There is no greater evil than the indifference of good men.\"

December 31st, 2004	Post 2
Locke Tribuni Angusticlavii	wow i swear this one is also posted on this site heaps LOL jk mate!!

January 19th, 2005	Post 10
AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	Post; yay OOOOOOHRAH

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