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November 27th, 2008   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

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The colonel who served as inspector general in our command paid particular attention to how personnel wore their uniforms. On one occasion he spotted a junior airman with a violation. "Airman," he bellowed, "what do you do when a shirt pocket is unbuttoned?"

The startled airman replied, "Button it, sir!"

The colonel looked him in the eye and said, "Well?"

At that, the airman nervously reached over and buttoned the colonel's shirt pocket.

-- G. Dearing, Jr.

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Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
November 27th, 2008   #2
Sevens
 
 
Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Priceless!!!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
November 28th, 2008   #3
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahahahaha


 
November 28th, 2008   #4
A Can of Man
 
 
Just following orders!!!!
 
November 28th, 2008   #5
The Other Guy
 
 
ouch......


I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.
 
March 13th, 2009   #6
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
March 13th, 2009   #7
Mayser
 
 
that youngling has some guts... i'd think i would of done the same thing...


Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem

(What man is a man who does not make the world better?)
 
June 10th, 2012   #8
taif
 
That was Pretty Funny
 



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