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June 5th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Ummm...Come Again?!WHEN I WAS at Fort Dix, N.J., for Army basic training, my father, an Air Force master sergeant, was stationed at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware. I got a weekend pass, and Dad picked me up Friday evening so we could drive home to Massachusetts. On the way, we stopped at a diner. I was wearing my dress greens, and Dad was in dress blues. The waitress looked puzzled as she took our order. "Is something wrong, ma'am?" I asked. "It's unusual to see men in different services traveling together," she explained. "That's nothing," Dad replied. "He's taking me home to sleep with his mother!" --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Douglas Moore Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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June 5th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | good one........
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June 5th, 2008
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| Spam King | oh that's rich!
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June 6th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Perfect!! Hahaha!!!
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June 6th, 2008
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | That's a good one...
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June 8th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | hehehe nice.
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June 9th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!
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