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March 11th, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Ummm, Bears at Sea?IN THE NAVY much of our time is spent at sea, drilling for emergencies. Once, when our ship was conducting simulated combat exercises, a message came over the loudspeaker: "This is a drill, torpedo hit to starboard, all hands prepare to abandon ship -- land bears 090 degrees, 11 miles." Running to my abandon-ship station, I was stopped by a young seaman, apparently on his first sea tour. "Excuse me," he drawled, "but if we really had to swim for it, how would we deal with those bears?" --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by GMM1(SW) Randolph Herrold Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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March 11th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Just grin and Bear it!
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March 11th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Haha!
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March 11th, 2006
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| Forum Health Inspector | Quote:
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March 11th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | *sigh* i guess some people will never learn...
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March 12th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Bear down and turn to !!
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March 13th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Slick.
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January 7th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | that's pretty good
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August 6th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Back to the top we go... |
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August 7th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | That's funny. 
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