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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Um, I Think There's More to that Story...ON A TRIP TO VIETNAM as an investigative team leader searching for POW/MIAs, I was interviewing a grizzled mountain tribesman. He spoke only his own tribal dialect, and I had to use a translator provided by the Vietnamese government. The old Montagnard began rapidly gesturing in the air with his hands while providing loud sound effects. His actions seemed to mimic two aircraft attacking a ground position, with machine guns firing and bombs exploding. Hoping that he was providing valuable information, I waited eagerly for the translation. "He doesn't know anything," said the interpreter. --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by James W. Webb Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________ Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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| Milforum Hitman | Mmmmh...not much of a joke, this is bad bad stuff instead. Interpreter bad guy.
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Can't trust the North Vietnamese.
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| Milforum Idol | Vietnamese government...shoulda just walked out right there....
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| Milforums Spamkiller | that's pretty good
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