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August 11th, 2006   Post 1
Padre
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Post; Typical Irishmen


Patrick and Seamus (Dublin piping engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde Irishwoman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole" said Patrick "but we
don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement, announced "11 feet," and walked away.
Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We ask
for the height and she gives us the length!
"

apologies to my green cousins

Last edited by Padre; August 11th, 2006 at 05:04.
 
August 11th, 2006   Post 2
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LOL Very nice!!
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August 11th, 2006   Post 3
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That's a good one.
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August 11th, 2006   Post 4
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Great, Padre!
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August 12th, 2006   Post 5
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*sigh* hahaha...And blondes are stupid?
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August 29th, 2006   Post 6
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Thats great!
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