About Two women......
| About Two women...... |
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March 12th, 2006
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| | Two women...... info1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a ! heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive! Ut ceteri vivant. |
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March 12th, 2006
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HAH! I have heard variations of this but it still tickles my funny bone.
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March 12th, 2006
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Nice one.
MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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March 12th, 2006
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Lol!
This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis |
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March 12th, 2006
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hehehe.
I shall return- General Douglas MacArthur |
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March 12th, 2006
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ouch...thats gotta suck...
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March 13th, 2006
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| | "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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March 13th, 2006
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LoL!
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November 5th, 2007
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