Topic: Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)

phoenix80 · September 28th, 2005

Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)

1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, and devoted atheist, and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.

The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion.

The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.

The class looked at him and fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken.

He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you, why did you do that?

"God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid sh** and act like an a**hole...so he sent me!!"

Springfield · September 28th, 2005

hehe...not bad.

Ryan17 · September 30th, 2005

LMFAO!!!!!

ghost457 · October 2nd, 2005

MilidarUSMC · October 2nd, 2005

LOL i like that

MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs · October 2nd, 2005

heck yeah thats awesome!!!!

MoRtArSnCaLiBErs

MilidarUSMC · October 2nd, 2005

lol, you got that off myspace didnt ya...yaaaa your not the only one on that

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jedi078 · October 2nd, 2005

I saw this several years ago but the SEAL was a Marine.

That said, the great thing about this joke is that you can tailor it for any branch of service or specific unit.

LIPS · October 2nd, 2005

funny stuff

NCdt Steliga · October 4th, 2005

That's pretty good.

September 28th, 2005	Post 1
phoenix80 Banned Gear	Post; Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke) Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke) 1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation A college professor, and devoted atheist, and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!! The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!" Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you, why did you do that? "God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid sh and act like an ahole...so he sent me!!"

October 2nd, 2005	Post 5
MilidarUSMC Centurion Gear	LOL i like that __________________ \"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985

October 2nd, 2005	Post 8
jedi078 Optio	I saw this several years ago but the SEAL was a Marine. That said, the great thing about this joke is that you can tailor it for any branch of service or specific unit. __________________ \"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem\". Ronald Reagan, President of the United States; 1985

October 2nd, 2005	Post 9
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	funny stuff __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

October 4th, 2005	Post 10
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	That's pretty good. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

September 28th, 2005	Post 2
Springfield Tribuni Angusticlavii	hehe...not bad.

October 2nd, 2005	Post 6
MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs Milites Gregarius	heck yeah thats awesome!!!! MoRtArSnCaLiBErs

October 2nd, 2005	Post 7
MilidarUSMC Centurion Gear	lol, you got that off myspace didnt ya...yaaaa your not the only one on that .

September 30th, 2005	Post 3
Ryan17 Immunes	LMFAO!!!!!

October 2nd, 2005	Post 4
ghost457 Primus Pilus

Topic: Two things Navy SEALS are always taught... (vanity joke)

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