Topic: Two Old Ladies

tomtom22 · November 22nd, 2005

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn boring; We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill.

The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

dragonfett · November 23rd, 2005

OMG, that's just freaky (and too weird even for me, which says a lot).

bigcanada813 · November 23rd, 2005

FULLMETALJACKET · November 25th, 2005

c/Commander · November 25th, 2005

Navy Boy · November 25th, 2005

Team Infidel · November 28th, 2007

Sevens · November 29th, 2007

There are no words......

CrazyLilCajun · November 30th, 2007

haha...whats sad is i know a few old ladies that would do that haha.....

November 22nd, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Two Old Ladies Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn boring; We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill. The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement." __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

November 23rd, 2005	Post 2
dragonfett Immunes	OMG, that's just freaky (and too weird even for me, which says a lot). __________________ Under the Pain of Death I would stand alone Against an Army of Darkness And Horrors Unknown

November 23rd, 2005	Post 3
bigcanada813 Canuckus Maximus Gear	__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

November 25th, 2005	Post 4
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November 25th, 2005	Post 5
c/Commander Primus Pilus Gear	__________________ Midshipman 3/C, USNR

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November 29th, 2007	Post 8
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	There are no words...... __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

November 30th, 2007	Post 9
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	haha...whats sad is i know a few old ladies that would do that haha..... __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

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