About Two old geezers
|September 10th, 2005||#1|
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Two old geezers info
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed."
I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. These two are so old and drunk they won't know the difference."
The two men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations