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July 2nd, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Two Dwarfs


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two women and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again! One, two, three, uh," all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get up on the bed."

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July 2nd, 2006   Post 2
JulesLee
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lol wtf! dats sad! lol.. they could of done it on the floor.. O_o?
 
October 13th, 2007   Post 3
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oh that's just wrong...
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October 14th, 2007   Post 4
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Hehehehehehe
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October 14th, 2007   Post 5
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LOL.....hilarious
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