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November 22nd, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer |  Post; The truth about SEC football.1) What does the average Arkansas player get on his SATs? .........Drool. (2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? .........A full set of teeth. (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room? .........Grease her hips and push. (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch? .........Pay him for the pizza. (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend? ........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life? .........His freshman year. (  How many Florida State Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?.........None -- that's a sophomore course. (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? .......Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner. AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....) (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
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November 22nd, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Hehehe No offense to any of their fans who may be members, but that is hilarious!!!!! 
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November 22nd, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Its ok, I are one.  |
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November 22nd, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | I never thought about the orange jump suit thing, maybe OU and UT can use that one.
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November 22nd, 2006
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| Godfather | HaHaHa. Pretty good BD! |
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November 22nd, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Ouch...OK...I get it.
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November 22nd, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice ones there.
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November 22nd, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
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November 23rd, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Good one, BD!
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November 25th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | jpretty good
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