The Truth About Jump School

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February 2nd, 2009   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

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After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "It's three weeks long," he said.

"What else?" I asked.

"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said. "The second week, they separate the men from the fools."

"And the third week?" I asked.

"The third week, the fools jump."

-- Robert Gardinier

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.




Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
February 2nd, 2009   #2
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahaha


 
February 2nd, 2009   #3
Sevens
 
 
Hahahaha!!!!


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
February 3rd, 2009   #4
Mayser
 
 
hahahhaah...


Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem

(What man is a man who does not make the world better?)
 
February 21st, 2009   #5
tomtom22
 
 
Being airborne, I can say ain't that the truth!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
February 23rd, 2009   #6
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
hahahahaha!


"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, is directly proportional to how they perceive the veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated." ~George Washington
 
February 25th, 2009   #7
sky2979
 
 
Hahahahhahaha...fools ay???


穏やかなために祈る
R.I.P. Steven Zeluff
 
February 25th, 2009   #8
BritinAfrica
 
 
A buddy once told me, "Two things fall out the sky, birdsh!te and paratroopers."


Adversus solem ne loquitor
 



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