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February 2nd, 2009   Post 1
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Post; The Truth About Jump School


After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "It's three weeks long," he said.

"What else?" I asked.

"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said. "The second week, they separate the men from the fools."

"And the third week?" I asked.

"The third week, the fools jump."

-- Robert Gardinier

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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February 2nd, 2009   Post 2
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hahahahaha
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February 2nd, 2009   Post 3
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Hahahaha!!!!
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February 3rd, 2009   Post 4
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hahahhaah...
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February 21st, 2009   Post 5
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Being airborne, I can say ain't that the truth!
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February 23rd, 2009   Post 6
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hahahahaha!
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February 25th, 2009   Post 7
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Hahahahhahaha...fools ay???
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February 25th, 2009   Post 8
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